Jordan Sewell

Well, my name is Jordan. I'm 23 years old and living my life, my way! I graduated from The Art Institute of Dallas with a Bachelor's degree in Interior Design. I have the most amazing husband in the world, Nathin, and without him I know there would be a piece of my heart missing. My family definitely isn't the everyday normal family, but I love them and I'd be nowhere without them. My best friend, Amber, is a huge part of my life, and she's one of the few who keep me going. I am the world's biggest Harry Potter nerd... ever! I have 6 piercings and 8 tattoos, and I definitely have more tattoos to come! Talking shit is an art form I mastered a long time ago, and you're far behind in the game. Without my cellphone I'd die, it is with me at ALL times. Drama follows me wherever I go, I can't seem to get away from it. Will and Grace is my life in a sitcom, pretty soon my life will be a sitcom once someone catches on! ;) Drugs are stupid, don't do them. My biggest fear I would have to say is the rain, I've been afraid of it since I was little. Life is too short, have fun!

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The truth has been revealed: Katy Perry is nothing but a copy of a 50s’ comic book character called “Katy Peene”

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Literally her entire career…. Is based on a comic book.

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It’s not even a joke. She is literally Katy Keene. I wonder if she knows this or whether you costume designer is obsessed with this comic book.

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